Who would Jesus torture?

How about, I love you, it's sure nice to see a black man running the United States. Please stop the destruction of my planet.

Hi Obama,

This is Jesus.

I am sorry Bush did not follow God's plan. Now you have to deal with all the problems he has created. Bush should have never lied to get us in a war. Please forgive him for what he did. Now I ask you to try to follow God's plan.

I believe He would be kind to Obama and explain the only way to Heaven is belief in Jesus. He would give him the opportunity to repent and accept Jesus as the Savior.
If Obama did not accept Him, Jesus would go away sadly and allow the Revelation to proceed.

I believe that Jesus would say to President Obama what he as already said, " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.'This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

Matthew 22:34-40(NIV)

mr obama in so much as you do to the least of these one of my people you have done unto me repent before it is to late i love you

I think Jesus would tell him to stand up to the corporations and elites and to bring the troops home from Afghanistan. He would comfort him and give him the strength he needs to ride out the far right's persistent hate and vitriol, remind ing him that he too was subjected to hateful rhetoric and false accusations, from the Pharisees, Romans, and others.

I'm pretty sure that he would get to the heart of the matter. He probably wouldn't talk about politics. He would ask a question of President Obama that would reach the heart. I am thinking of the way he talked to the rich young ruler. I am thinking of the way he talked to Pilate. It would be a defining moment in the eternity of the soul.

or... He might say, like he did to Judas, "What you are about to do, do it quickly." Because of what Judas did, it brought about the crucifixion. So, if what Obama does brings about the conditions for the rapture, then "What you are about to do, do it quickly."

Only God can see into the heart of the man. Only God can know. As for me, I don't want they type of government that Obama has brought. I will not keep quiet, but I also won't worry because I know my God is in control.

Who does Jesus like better: George Bush or Barack Obama?

Was Satan talking to Dick Cheney?

First, He would say, "Son, repent. Don't build your treasures on earththey will pass away. Build up your treasures in Heaven You have made a false idol of the political world, putting them before ME. Thou shalt have no other gods before ME. If my people, who are called by My name, would humble hemselves and pray, then I will heal the land!" You ... See Moreare comromising to please the masses; you should always come to ME first. I, GOD,have the answers you need, f you would but LISTEN. Don't you see the signs - wars- Haiti-weather, etc? I, GOD control the elements, I GOD keep the Earth in place. But God would also remind Barak Obama that because HE loved us first, HE gave HIS son to die for the sins of the world; God Loves Barack also- but Barack must return to God the Father, in spirit and in truth!!

He would say: Oops! Let me turn down the brightness of my glory and you can get up off the floor.

He would say: "Turn from your sin, drop your politics and follow me."

he would say : I am dissapointed in you my son for I died for you and you are taking my name away from everything that I hold precious and turning everyone away from me

HE would ask, "DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHO I AM?" and He would explain how He has blessed this nation and how He will take it away from us .He would also tell Obama that he shouldn't lie!

hey, I love you, but you need to accept my son Jesus as your personal Savior. oh and by the way, I think your handling the Haiti issue pretty well

I think he would say, I have raised up a powerful nation called the United States of America, whose very foundation is founded and based on " My Word " .. You Obama, have been chosen by the people to lead this country accordingly . Now Trust in Me with all of your heart and lean not unto your own understanding, in all your ways acknowledge Me and I will direct your path.... SIGNED: GOD

He would say the same thing he said to Saul/paul. Why do you persecute me. I Love you. Turn to me, I have much for you to do.

Well done good and faithful servant, I'll judge your critics using the same standard they used to judge you.

Jesus would say come on man, do you really believe those stories about me curing diseases by casting out demons? None of those stories are true which is why I am appearing to you in this dream. I never really existed.

Page,
If those books in the Bible are written by people who walked with Jesus how come no one ever heard of any those books before 190 CE? I mean eyewitness accounts from 160 years after the supposed events they describe? I don't think so. More like mythology set in the past in a distant land where when miracles and magic still occurred. I have news for you Page. Bible verse don't prove the Bible is true. You're going to have to do a little better than that. A lot better in fact.

Okay, from reading your post at the top I take it you believe Jesus to be some sort of dual personality who would, in successive sentences, damn a man to Hell then tell that same man, "I love you." Really?

On a much more serious note, I get somewhat offended when a person attempts to put words into Jesus' mouth. If Jesus is the Son of God, which I do believe, then it is not for us to decide God's will or decipher God's mind on this or that particular current event. To do so borders on sacrilege and is the province of the Pharisees.

Repent for the kindom of heaven is here and near.

"why do people think I am anything more than a revolutionary visionary? Also, your government is too big in some places and too weak in others. Keep an eye out for corruption and let the informed citizens dictate policy decisions. America is only one nation on this earth and your folly is in thinking you are anywhere close to planetary harmoiny. Also, stop praying to me, I'm just a man. Do you still believe in magic?"